Metal Everything!

Ever wanted a metal shirt featuring a Capybara? Ever thought Pizza should have it's own metal shirt? You've come to the right place. From astrology to food to animals and historical figures, there's a metal shirt for everyone. You won't find a bigger collection of things that have no business being on metal shirts but still are anywhere else! And yes...there is a Golden Girls shirt.

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Food Metal Shirts

Ever wanted a metal shirt featuring cupcakes or spaghetti? This is the place.

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STEM Metal

What's more METAL than the actual science of stuff like...well...metal? Speaking literally of course....if we're talking metaphorically it's definitely still the music. But these shirts are all about Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. I mean hey...there's a lot of things on the periodic table that are literally Heavy Metals. Rock on, science nerds!

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Astrology Metal Shirts

Leo's are Fire signs. Aries are associated with Iron. Scorpios are freakin' Scorpions. There are goats. This all sounds pretty metal to me...

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People Metal Shirts

People and characters who should be on metal shirts are now on metal shirts.

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Animal Metal Shirts

Because Capybaras and Cats can be just as metal as Cannibal Corpse

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Creatures, Cryptids and Monster Metal Shirts

This one is obvious...

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I mean hey...there's a lot of things on the periodic table that are literally Heavy Metals.

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