Fuel your undead mornings with COFFEE — the ultimate caffeine-soaked parody tee! This design features a ragged zombie desperately chugging coffee to stay awake, only for the brew to pour straight through his tattered ribs. Rendered in the savage style of an old-school death-metal album cover, it’s packed with jagged lettering, wicked humor, and just enough gore to make your regular barista nervous. Perfect for metalheads, horror fans, and anyone who treats coffee like a life-or-death ritual, this shirt keeps the grind alive… even beyond the grave.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape beautifully.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Made with ethically sourced, durable, and smooth fabric for printing.
- Classic fit with a clean crew neckline suitable for any occasion.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
