Bite into pure chaos with this twisted PRETZEL shirt, the ultimate pretzel-metal parody! This over-the-top design shows a hapless soul knotted and contorted inside a giant, sinister pretzel — golden on the outside, brutal on the inside and being lowered into a vat of bubbling, boiling queso cheese. Rendered in the savage style of a classic death-metal album cover, it’s sprinkled with jagged lettering, coarse “salt,” and tongue-in-cheek doom. Perfect for metalheads, snack fanatics, and anyone who loves their humor as twisted as their carbs, this tee is guaranteed to tie your wardrobe in delicious knots.
Product features
- Without side seams for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar for added elasticity and shape retention
- Shoulder tape for increased stability and comfort
- Made from soft, durable fabric that's perfect for printing
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
