Unbox a snack straight from the depths of the labyrinth! This parody tee reimagines Pinhead from Hellraiser as the smiling salesman of Hell-Raisins, packaged in his iconic Lament Configuration box. Styled like a cheerful 1950’s print ad, the design drips with retro charm and dark humor—vintage lettering, wholesome ad vibes, and a Cenobite twist on everyone’s favorite dried fruit. Equal parts kitschy and creepy, this shirt is perfect for horror fans, retro design lovers, and anyone who thinks a healthy snack should come with a side of eternal torment.
Product features
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes seams.
- Seamless tubular knitting reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape for long-lasting wear.
- Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton for superior comfort.
- Dual printing techniques ensure vibrant, detailed designs.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
