The Texas Toast Massacre

Slice into terror—and breakfast—with this deliciously dark parody shirt! Combining The Texas Chainsaw Massacre with everyone’s favorite thick-cut bread, the design shows a roaring chainsaw splitting a slab of Texas Toast in half, butter dripping from the carnage. Bold, graphic, and dripping with both grease and horror humor, this tee is the perfect blend of cult classic slasher vibes and comfort-food comedy. A must-have for fans of horror mashups, pun-filled designs, and anyone who likes their toast with a side of terror.

• Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. 
• The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
• The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
• Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean