Drown in darkness and gravy. This death-metal–style shirt reimagines the classic Canadian comfort food as a molten pit of chaos — fries writhing like tortured souls beneath rivers of gravy and cheese curds. Designed in brutal, horror-metal fashion with dripping text and demonic detail, it’s perfect for headbangers who like their meals as heavy as their riffs. Printed on premium black cotton built to survive every mosh pit and midnight snack run.
Product features
- Without side seams for a smooth look and less waste.
- Highly elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape for added stability and durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness.
- Ethically made with US cotton, ensuring quality and sustainability.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
